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The Famous Ariadne Caption Competition

Issue 31

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We asked for captions for this picture way back in January. Some of the best are listed below:

aerial view of ICT exhibition stand

Four good entries to start with from one correspondent:

"Terrible weather we've been having. Took the roof right off".

"Of course, we need a roof and a bed and a toilet, but the computer's in and you've got to get your priorities right ..."

"But we can't get inside until we fit the doors ..."

"You too ? So, we're all part of one big Sims game."

all by: Rob Falconer Penarth CF64 2NP rob.falconer@ntlworld.com

"The technical staff plan for the next cubicle stuffing contest". Ralph LeVan Sr. Research Scientist OCLC, http://www.oclc.org/research/staff/levan

"In the upcoming episode of Survivors, the contestant tries to achieve a record minimum time for being trapped in a technology vendor booth". - Peter S. Graham, Syracuse University Library psgraham@syr.edu Syracuse, NY

"Okay, we've sunk all their destroyers - so that must be their aircraft carrier in the top left hand corner" Peter Griffiths, Communication Directorate, Home Office. pdg@dircon.co.uk

"JISC Services promote out of body experiences".

"- When I said I wanted a moving image demonstration, this wasn't what I had in mind!"

"- Look, I just press this ejection button and... where'd he go?"

All from Simon Tanner, Senior Digitisation Consultant (HEDS) Higher Education Digitisation Service, http://heds.herts.ac.uk/projects/projectsE.html

 

And the winner is..... Peter Graham of Syracuse University Library, NY, for: "In the upcoming episode of Survivors, the contestant tries to achieve a record minimum time for being trapped in a technology vendor booth". Congratulations! We'll send the equivalent of two book tokens to you shortly.

And now.....

 

This picture is our new caption competition. With apologies to Paul Hollands :-). Entries should be sent to ariadne@ukoln.ac.uk - please remember to put 'caption competition 31' in the subject line. The editor's decision will be final, and the best of the entries will be published in the next edition of Ariadne (issue 32, June, 2002). Best of luck.